omg

another screwed paper

will mavlicx break the record wif 2 failed modules tis sem?

pls stay tuned to mavlicx.blogspot.com

to find out...........................................

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balls to u PTE LTD

OMG i LOOK SO FUGLY
but nvm there are 2 pretty gers bside mi n tats all tat matter
HANNI n ELIN

summing up

todae
fridae

sux

maths n stats
(balls to my aunt man)
screwed
nt gonna hav fyp
when can i start succeeding in life
m i condemned to a life of failure?
BALLS to mi man

JACKIE u r a FARKIN TARD!!!!!!
which cock will forget where he parks his car
hope ur erected cock gets noticed more by u noe whu
u horny bastard
BALLS to U!!!!!!!

but luckily the dae wasnt wasted
met up wif serene hahah
gave her her present
BUT she forgot to gimme a dollar
i jus hope tat in btween now n till u gimme tat dollar
we will stay as frens
my childhood fren
pls do nt tire yrself out
n stop worrying bout yr results
u WILL get 4As for yr A lvls
(so will e sunshines whu r getting their results)
hahahaha 我挺你

ya n on thurs ok la
best ting of e dae was my dinner wif CYF
hahha
it was quite fun to dine wif u la
anyway hope to hav more dinners wif u la
all e paranormal talks n stuff, army stories
n pls stop CONSPIRING, against pple
wif SC
PROPOGANDAs haha
esp against u noe whu
YA n i will fulfill my promise to u
i SHALL give u all my luck n PRAY tat
u pass all yr modules n gt gd grades
haha

BALLS to the remainin 3 papers man


I WAN MY CANON IXUS or ANY NICE DIGICAM WILL DO

Team Stealth

Siew Yuan aka AH MA
n
Ying Hui aka Niao Niao

frm left: yichao(fat bastard), niao niao, mi n Gopi(ah neh)

the guy @work

strippers

ATTITUDE SIA

A Series of Unfortunate Events


N


I mean UNFORTUNATE


Maybe


even



SUAY to the MAX


the movie is NTH

if u wanna noe more pls feel free to ask mi on MSN



CYC SUX he is a brainless, sexually deprived mother farker who preys on young gers


which idiot would wana schedule his instru retest during study week b4 finals
or
even after the finals
tell mi pls which mother farker would be so farkin stupid


last but nt least

at least tis wk is nt totally suayness

at least nt 100%

the chances of seeing someone at work whus workin onli 2 daes a wk
is finally really quite gd to end of such a mofo wk la



FARK U CYC

after xmas.......CNY n then EXAMS

shortly after xmas
in comes the chinese new yr
more food more drinks more ANG BAOS more hahahah (ya rite)

tis nw yr was just almost just plain borin cept for a few better moments
all the shoppin for new yr clothes was fun hahah
managed to control my spendings tis yr onli bought wad was necessary
shoppins wif the SUNSHINE were fun haha
all of them said i was their private FASHION CONSULTANT la ahah
ya mayb a yr older n i start to see more stuff tat i shld hav seen long ago

then chi nw yr came.. met up wif cousins n frens but onli saw SUNSHINE a few times
hahaha heard about their army stories
all was lyk so WTF
especially rudees hahaha
a blardy insect jumped into his ear ahhaha
but bcos of tis blardy insect he manage to spend his CNY outside the camp haha

below is my conversation wif my suay fren-rudee
12:44:22 AM] love singapo: fuck
[12:44:22 AM] love singapo: guess what
[12:44:23 AM] love singapo: im back home
[12:44:30 AM] mavlicx_a bi: ya i heard la
[12:44:31 AM] mavlicx_a bi: hahah
[12:44:38 AM] mavlicx_a bi: ur news spreaded lyk wild fire
[12:44:46 AM] mavlicx_a bi: so u ok liao?
[12:46:28 AM] love singapo: no
[12:46:35 AM] love singapo: must go bacjk see on thursday
[12:46:40 AM] love singapo: long story la
[12:47:00 AM] mavlicx_a bi: then thurs go in book out fri
[12:47:05 AM] mavlicx_a bi: then book in sun again?
[12:47:40 AM] love singapo: no
[12:47:44 AM] love singapo: i thursday go back hospital
[12:47:51 AM] mavlicx_a bi: oic
[12:48:01 AM] mavlicx_a bi: wad exactly flew into ur ear u noe?
[12:48:57 AM] love singapo: no la duh
[12:49:07 AM] love singapo: fuck la
[12:49:12 AM] love singapo: confirm spread l ike fuck the story
[12:49:19 AM] love singapo: i was shouting like mad la
[12:49:24 AM] love singapo: it hurts super fuck la
[12:49:31 AM] love singapo: i think you stab me in hte arm i also wun
shout like that
[12:49:48 AM] mavlicx_a bi: wad exactly happened?
[12:50:02 AM] love singapo: i sit there doing nothing
[12:50:08 AM] love singapo: minding my own fuck business
[12:50:09 AM] love singapo: suddenly
[12:50:17 AM] love singapo: boom some shit insect flew into my ear
[12:50:56 AM] love singapo: then my first thought was take it out
[12:50:58 AM] love singapo: so i tried
[12:51:02 AM] love singapo: but it seem to go deeper
[12:51:15 AM] love singapo: then i thought just crush it inside then
can wash out
[12:51:18 AM] love singapo: but fuck it went deeper
[12:51:22 AM] love singapo: and started to hurt
[12:51:27 AM] love singapo: then some fucker suggest go wash
[12:51:31 AM] love singapo: so i chiong to water cooler
[12:51:40 AM] love singapo: then he one scoop pour in
[12:51:41 AM] love singapo: wah
[12:51:48 AM] love singapo: i think the bloody thing struggle
[12:51:53 AM] love singapo: i pain like fuck
[12:51:54 AM] love singapo: setriously
[12:52:03 AM] love singapo: then i run all the way to the medical
centre
[12:52:11 AM] love singapo: along the way got some pains la
[12:52:27 AM] love singapo: then reach there it got damn bad
[12:52:31 AM] love singapo: but ok nvm
[12:52:36 AM] love singapo: when reach the room im supposed to go
[12:52:37 AM] love singapo: guess what
[12:52:43 AM] love singapo: that fucker left the key some where else
[12:52:47 AM] love singapo: i wait outside like fuck
[12:52:51 AM] love singapo: then ok got in
[12:52:57 AM] love singapo: by then i already super cannot tahan
[12:52:59 AM] love singapo: so i sat there
[12:53:16 AM] love singapo: the guy couldnt find his bloody those
small thong things
[12:53:19 AM] love singapo: thongs*
[12:53:24 AM] love singapo: then he found after a while
[12:53:29 AM] love singapo: then he ask me sit and he do la
[12:53:34 AM] love singapo: then each time he poke in
[12:53:38 AM] love singapo: i pain like super fuck
[12:53:41 AM] love singapo: super super fucking pain
[12:53:52 AM] love singapo: the insect like went deeper and he didnt
get no shit
[12:53:58 AM] love singapo: then halfway he pull out and say
[12:53:59 AM] love singapo: oh shit
[12:54:10 AM] love singapo: this thing cannot close one
[12:54:14 AM] love singapo: you know the plier thing
[12:54:16 AM] love singapo: cannot close la
[12:54:21 AM] love singapo: ccb
[12:54:29 AM] love singapo: then got one time he tried to use fucking
tweezers
[12:54:30 AM] mavlicx_a bi: he used a PLIErR?
[12:54:32 AM] love singapo: you know how big not?
[12:54:32 AM] love singapo: cb
[12:54:34 AM] love singapo: no la
[12:54:44 AM] love singapo: those small dunno what fuck thing
[12:54:49 AM] love singapo: forceps or something la
[12:54:52 AM] love singapo: i dunno what it's called
[12:54:56 AM] love singapo: but it was spoiled
[12:55:02 AM] love singapo: then this fucker beside him say
[12:55:05 AM] love singapo: oooh i know what's wrong
[12:55:08 AM] love singapo: then he try to fix fix
[12:55:12 AM] love singapo: then he use again
[12:55:17 AM] love singapo: i pain like fuck again la
[12:55:21 AM] love singapo: i was crying liao
[12:55:25 AM] love singapo: then guess what
[12:55:30 AM] love singapo: that fuckig thing still spoil
[12:55:40 AM] love singapo: then they decide to use water to drown the
bloody thing
[12:55:41 AM] love singapo: ok
[12:55:42 AM] love singapo: i lie down
[12:55:48 AM] love singapo: they take water and pour in
[12:55:49 AM] love singapo: fuck
[12:55:55 AM] love singapo: fucking unsuccesful
[12:56:01 AM] love singapo: it got ultra bloody painful
[12:56:11 AM] love singapo: i was clenching my fist and shaking like
mad
[12:56:14 AM] love singapo: those bloody cb
[12:56:24 AM] love singapo: then after that they say ok use olive oil
[12:56:26 AM] love singapo: confirm can
[12:56:29 AM] love singapo: then they put la
[12:56:36 AM] love singapo: then cb the thing like dun wanna die
[12:56:38 AM] love singapo: i pain like fuck
[12:56:47 AM] love singapo: then that fucker ask me lie down and wait
[12:56:48 AM] love singapo: wah knn
[12:56:52 AM] love singapo: i was shouting and shouting
[12:57:04 AM] love singapo: until suddenly they say dunno give me
something to ease me pain
[12:57:09 AM] love singapo: then they ask if i got drug allergy
[12:57:11 AM] love singapo: i said no
[12:57:18 AM] love singapo: then some fucker pull the back of my pants
down
[12:57:21 AM] love singapo: put some alcohol or sth
[12:57:25 AM] love singapo: and inject some shit la
[12:57:28 AM] love singapo: immediately
[12:57:32 AM] mavlicx_a bi: wtf
[12:57:34 AM] love singapo: my entire right leg went soft
[12:57:38 AM] mavlicx_a bi: y so much shit one
[12:57:40 AM] love singapo: but my fucking ear still hurts
[12:57:45 AM] mavlicx_a bi: its just one damn insect la
[12:57:48 AM] love singapo: but i just say okok less pain
[12:57:50 AM] mavlicx_a bi: nt ur legs or anyting
[12:57:50 AM] love singapo: but still pain
[12:57:52 AM] love singapo: you try la
[12:57:56 AM] love singapo: i rather my legs
[12:57:58 AM] love singapo: setriously
[12:58:02 AM] love singapo: you take ear digger
[12:58:04 AM] love singapo: and poke
[12:58:08 AM] love singapo: that ki nda feeling
[12:58:13 AM] love singapo: then after quite long
[12:58:18 AM] love singapo: i down there squiriming like fuck
[12:58:26 AM] love singapo: then they decide to send me to hospital
[12:58:28 AM] love singapo: then i turn over
[12:58:32 AM] love singapo: the olive oil come out
[12:58:34 AM] love singapo: some fucker say
[12:58:37 AM] love singapo: wah why got blood
[12:58:40 AM] love singapo: i was fucking scared
[12:58:45 AM] mavlicx_a bi: wah
[12:58:49 AM] love singapo: then in hospital
[12:58:49 AM] love singapo: the doctor say
[12:59:08 AM] love singapo: probably due to the fucking lousy doctor
on tekong using that shit small plier thingy
[12:59:19 AM] love singapo: my ear the sides kanna scrape until like
fuck
[12:59:24 AM] love singapo: and damn swollen and bloody
[12:59:31 AM] love singapo: so the doctor cannot see shit
[12:59:34 AM] love singapo: i gotta go home for 2 days
[12:59:56 AM] love singapo: then drip some shit into my ears to clear
the blood and take antibiotics and painkillers and
sleeping pills
[01:00:10 AM] love singapo: then go back on thurs to probably get the
bug removed
[01:00:15 AM] mavlicx_a bi: wtf
[01:00:18 AM] love singapo: or if it falls out on its own
[01:00:18 AM] love singapo: then i see how
[01:00:22 AM] mavlicx_a bi: the blardy bug is still inside?
[01:00:27 AM] love singapo: yah
[01:00:29 AM] love singapo: i think dead liao
[01:00:32 AM] love singapo: cos it's not moving
[01:00:42 AM] love singapo: but when i yawn or burp or what fuck it
will still hurt
[01:01:00 AM] love singapo: but seriously when it was beating its
wings it was bloody painful
[01:01:00 AM] mavlicx_a bi: he take care man
[01:01:07 AM] mavlicx_a bi: we still wanna go bai nian wif u one
[01:01:28 AM] love singapo: haha
[01:01:32 AM] love singapo: best is if i get more mc
[01:01:36 AM] love singapo: then i dun need to do guard duty
[01:01:38 AM] love singapo: haha
[01:01:41 AM] love singapo: for my ear condition
[01:01:42 AM] love singapo: but can go out
[01:01:43 AM] mavlicx_a bi: hahaha
[01:01:44 AM] love singapo: wah then shiok
[01:01:47 AM] mavlicx_a bi: wah
[01:01:53 AM] mavlicx_a bi: u so fast learn to keng liao
[01:01:54 AM] mavlicx_a bi: hahaha
[01:02:09 AM] love singapo: fuck u lor
[01:02:12 AM] love singapo: this one is seruious la
[01:02:19 AM] love singapo: my 2 days ago mc is cos i co ugh
[01:02:22 AM] love singapo: now i still coughing
[01:02:25 AM] mavlicx_a bi: i mean the guard duty one
[01:02:25 AM] love singapo: quite fuck
[01:02:30 AM] love singapo: but this guard one
[01:02:34 AM] love singapo: i mean this insect one
[01:02:40 AM] love singapo: is fucking i suay
[01:02:41 AM] love singapo: cb
[01:02:56 AM] mavlicx_a bi: lax la
[01:02:57 AM] love singapo: around 200 ppl there
[01:03:03 AM] mavlicx_a bi: mayb u suay tis time onli
[01:03:04 AM] love singapo: the bloody insect fly into my ear
[01:03:10 AM] mavlicx_a bi: then next time u lucky all the way
[01:03:24 AM] love singapo: hopefully la
[01:03:27 AM] love singapo: knn
[01:03:34 AM] mavlicx_a bi: lax la
[01:03:55 AM] mavlicx_a bi: then thurs will determine whether u nid to
book in this wk anot ah
[01:04:11 AM] love singapo: haha
[01:04:12 AM] love singapo: should be need la
[01:04:19 AM] love singapo: if thursday get mc
[01:04:28 AM] love singapo: wun get 6 days mah
[01:04:42 AM] mavlicx_a bi: whu ones
[01:04:43 AM] mavlicx_a bi: hahaha
[01:04:47 AM] love singapo: unless it's something worse la
[01:04:55 AM] love singapo: then it's either i out of training
[01:04:56 AM] love singapo: or some shit
[01:04:56 AM] mavlicx_a bi: choy la
[01:05:01 AM] love singapo: which i dont want
[01:05:08 AM] love singapo: but if i dun get mc on thurs
[01:05:10 AM] love singapo: it's going to be lame
[01:05:13 AM] mavlicx_a bi: ya
[01:05:14 AM] mavlicx_a bi: i no
[01:05:16 AM] mavlicx_a bi: noe
[01:05:16 AM] love singapo: cos i friday morning have to book in
[01:05:21 AM] love singapo: and booking o ut on friday afternoon
[01:05:25 AM] love singapo: go in less than 5 hours
[01:05:28 AM] love singapo: maybe 6
[01:05:40 AM] love singapo: so hopefully get 2 days mc on thurs
[01:05:47 AM] love singapo: fuck leh this week is slackest week leh
[01:05:48 AM] love singapo: cb
[01:05:51 AM] love singapo: i wanted to enjoy it lor
[01:05:54 AM] love singapo: cb man
[01:05:57 AM] love singapo: it's range week
[01:06:00 AM] mavlicx_a bi: lax dude
[01:06:01 AM] love singapo: everyday do shooting
[01:06:10 AM] love singapo: sleep at 9 pm
[01:06:14 AM] love singapo: wake up 5 am
[01:06:28 AM] love singapo: just shoot and shoot
[01:06:50 AM] mavlicx_a bi: hahaha
[01:06:52 AM] mavlicx_a bi: fun rite
[01:07:54 AM] love singapo: yah fuck and im gonna miss it
[01:08:00 AM] love singapo: and i gotta either join another company to
do
[01:08:00 AM] love singapo: or
[01:08:07 AM] love singapo: go back during my block leave
[01:08:13 AM] mavlicx_a bi: wah seh
[01:08:18 AM] mavlicx_a bi: tat is suay n sucky
[01:10:29 AM] mavlicx_a bi: nvm
[01:10:42 AM] mavlicx_a bi: we shall enjoy totally durin cny
[01:13:44 AM] love singapo: hopefully at least my cough goes awa
[01:13:44 AM] love singapo: y
[01:13:46 AM] love singapo: k i go sleep liao
[01:13:50 AM] love singapo: sleeping pill working
[01:13:59 AM] mavlicx_a bi: sure dude tc

hahah abit wtf rite
nvm shall not digress
nv win money tis nw yr haha
but i did get my fare share of ban luck hahaha
ya another ting i manage to survive a wk of drinkin
ok la 4 daes to be exact ahha
continous drinkin haha n i onli got drunk on the last dae
all thx to ling ling n her bf la haiz
but nvm i had fun
gonna upload fotos frm that nite on another post la lazy now ahha

haiz nw yr gonna b over soon
n in comes farkin exams n projects omfg
argh ya btw i have successfully reduced my usage of CB by soo much i m so proud of myself
hahahah
ok nvm anyway god damn those projects n exams argh

will update more on my CNY if i manage to find the time la
tata n have a nice yr ahead